I Am...
Stressed.
I am tired.
Make me smile....
I am tired.
Make me smile....
posted by Kate Michele at 10:09 PM
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
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- Name: Kate Michele
- Location: Ohio, United States
You only get one chance at this life so you better say everything you want to be heard, and try and make a difference..... Express Yourself.........No Aplologies. Find me at GOODINTHEORY.WORDPRESS.COM
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15 Comments:
i feel your pain... but to make you smile, here goes...
whenever i'm down, i think of one of the many fun nights you would come over and spend the night. there was one in particular that we seriously laughed for like 30 minutes straight over our "back yards" and a certain couple of boys. so you need a smile... remember what a nice back yard you've got! hehe.
i love you kate and hope that things are well under the circumstances. anytime you need to talk please don't hesitate to call!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of a lake?
Bob
Same guy on your door step?
Matt
Same guy on the wall naked?
Art
Same guy being pulled by a boat?
Skip
Same guy in a lion cage?
Clawed
Same guy with a shovel on his head?
Doug
Same guy on stage?
Mike
Two guys with no arms and no legs hanging above your window?
Kurt and Rod
LOL, those always make me smile. There are more I just don't feel like typing anymore.
Hope this worked a little at least.
a priest a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar, and the bartender says,
"is this a joke?"
lol
sorry, it's as good as i get- spur of the moment wise.
:P
a man walked into a bar
ouch!
tee hee hee! that's all i got!
smile coz you looooove me!
My good friends have twins as well, they'll be three in March.
Josh, the boy, had to poop and asked me to escort him. I agreed since his Mom was busy with Camryn (the girl) in the living room. As Josh was dropping deuce in the hallway bathroom I noticed he reached down and grabbed his "wizzer" pinching it off.
I said:
"Josh buddy, you don't have to pinch your wizzer when you poop..."
The sentence barely left my lips when I heard
"YES HE DOES!!!!"
Coming from the living room.
Seems that Josh likes to pee on the floor while seated, and pinching his wizzer is his little reminder not to do so.
Hope that made you smile a little.
-buzz
What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
A tuba toothpaste.
Just picture a barrel of monkeys jumping and swinging and grinning at you. Oh wait, the might remind you of your boys..........
Stressed and tired ... I can so relate. Ok, this may either make you smile or scare you:
For the second time in 6 months, my twins decided to switch places to fool people. Their first attempt was foiled when they forgot about Jessica's glasses. Today, they remembered. They are 5.
sARA: Haha..I so forgot about that!
Brea: I like those...i really like the Kurt and Rod one.
Glo: [silly grin]
Roselle: I DO love you.
Blither: I thought it was funny...something I'd totally say!! Haha...you always make me smile!
Buzz: OH MY!!
Mr.Jones: You sure it isn't a drum of toothpaste? Cause those dentist have to go through alot of toothpaste.
Mindspirte: Yes yes it does!!
Snavy: OMG smart little ones you got there! SO was it for school that they tried to fool them?
It was school related -- they did it while in line for the bus.
Well, the day is almost over. Does that make you smile. When is bedtime for 2 year olds?
I only know one joke....
2 cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other "Does this taste funny?"
Hey, what's that about eating a clown?
Ok, here's one of my favorite jokes.
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears several confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand."
The new priest tries this. The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see, yes, go on, and I understand, how did you feel about that?"
The new priest says those things, trying them out. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, 'No way! What happened next?'"
Hope it made ya smile Katie. Love ya.
are you feelin better hon? I'm stressed out too... sucks doesn't it?
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