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Yesterday I was walking down the hall towards the living room to get the boys when it happened. Something that had it happened anywhere else it would be quite the show. Embarrassing? Maybe a little….

I was walking at normal pace and the next thing I know I’m feeling a breeze. Where was the breeze coming from? I looked down, and.. **Blink, Blink** No pants!! Wha?? I know I had them on, I remember putting them on. There they were around my ankles!! I lost my pants!

Now I have lost around seven to eight pounds, not enough in my opinion to cause all my pants to run away from my hips!! My ghetto booty should catch them, it apparently got a booty call and left, forgetting to let me know where it was going!

I feel that my jeans should mold to me whatever size I am. It’s too expensive to buy all new jeans. If I loose some weight they should go down a size on their own…If I gain a few they should expand accordingly. For as much as jeans cost they should have that built in power.