Think Before Speaking 101...

So I bought a pair of shoes and they gave me horrible blisters on my heels…so bad that eight days after the attack from the shoes, the blisters are still seeping. Afraid that there was major infection and that I could loose my feet…. Never to grace them with the privilege of wearing my vintage Manolos….I decided I needed to scrub peroxide on the wounds. Since I am not Gumby and cannot flex around to see and reach the bottom back of my heals I called in for reinforcement. This is what transpired from that request:

Me: “Chad can you help me put peroxide on these?”

Chad: “Sure”

Me: “Ok but you should know that they hurt really bad and that I, your wife with they unnaturally high pain tolerance, SCREAMED in the shower when water hit them.”

Chad: “Yeah Ok”

Me: “I don’t think you are getting how much they hurt…when you put the peroxide on you need to immediately blow on it…blow fast and hard!!!”

Chad: “Ok but only if you do the same for me.”