Ology of Me...

GRUB-OLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Chipolte’s (sp)
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Red Lobster….But no fish the cajun chicken pasta!
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20 percent
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Anything bread!!
Name three foods you detest above all others? All seafood, liver, any of that hippie grassey shit
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? General Sous
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Cheese, tomatoes, onions
What do you like to put on your toast? Apple ButterWhat is your favorite type of gum? The blue winterfresh stuff

TECH-OLOGY

Number of contacts in your cell phone? 20
Number of contacts in your email address book? 25
What is your wallpaper on your computer? The boys picture, see a few post down
What is your screensaver on your computer? Space
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Yes but there all of the same person…I think she knows who she is..
How many land line phones do you have in your house? 2
How many televisions are in your house? 3
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? The blender
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Alternative rock/Alternative christian, but mostly I listen to CD’s I burn and PLUMB
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? None, but I’m workin on that…Do you all know that the rabbit is 95.00!!! That shit’s pricey…Of course you can’t put a price on the Big O I guess.

BI-OLOGY

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? My eyes
Are you right handed or left handed? Right, much to the dismay of my father.
Do you like your smile? Yeah.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A couple suspicious moles and my babies.
Would you like to? What have something removed? Um half my ghetto booty would be great!!
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? Yeah I guess I do its my only alone time.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? It’s a toss up between my sence of smell and my intuition.
When was the last time you had a cavity? I’ve never had one….**knock on wood***
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? My twins they are 26lbs and I lift them both at the same time..you do the math.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? No..But does passing out count..cause I do do that.

MISC-OLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? I don’t know, yes and no. It would be nice to “have a plan” but I also wouldn’t want to be so anxious about it coming up that I forget to live.
If you could change your first name, what would it be? As a kid I always wanted to change it…but now I can’t imagine it being anything else.
How do you express your artistic side? By writing and redecrerating though Chad prefers the writing.
What color do you think you look best in? Dark Brown.
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? I’d either go really crazy or I’d thrieve…. It one of those toss up things for me.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Not that I’m aware of…Well ummm Maybe depends what you catogrize as Non-Food…
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Hell no.. what kind of question is that??
How often do you go to church? Not as often as I use to which was every Sunday, but I’m lookin in to changin that.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? I’ve created two lives… Does that count??
Has someone ever saved yours? Every day.

DARE-OLOGY

For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? I would do it but it would have to be for say like a mill.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Sure and already have on a lost eurcher game!
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? Ummm Hmmm I’m going to go with no, but if it where a few Million I’d be tempted especially if it was like Kate Winslet or someones else I find Hot.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? A pinky finger? It would make typing a little harder but I think I would it not we’re talkin’ a thumb here.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? No Way. Its what keeps me stable.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Totally. The human body is a beautiful thing…C- section scar and all.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? No way.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No way I couldn’t live with my self and theres no price tag for life.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? I’d wax my body but if you want me to shave my head alla Annie Lenox than your gonna have to raise you price a little.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? For Sure.. I barely watch it now… I hadn’t even seen the Tyler Hicks commercial for Ford!! Anthony had to post it for me!!