Let's Play A Little Game...
Let’s play the Personals game.
Here’s what you do. Leave a funny personals ad about yourself, like you would see in a newspaper, in the comments.
For example:
Married white female looking for a boyfriend. 5’4 and 1?? Pounds [you guess it that’s your right.] Prefers short walks on long beaches. Likes men who can make her laugh and NOT pee her pants. Likes vintage clothes, antiques, and older men who know what they’re doing. If this sounds like you and you like a little cushion for the pushin’, then contact this Luscious Lady @ 330-###-####.
Your Turn…
Here’s what you do. Leave a funny personals ad about yourself, like you would see in a newspaper, in the comments.
For example:
Married white female looking for a boyfriend. 5’4 and 1?? Pounds [you guess it that’s your right.] Prefers short walks on long beaches. Likes men who can make her laugh and NOT pee her pants. Likes vintage clothes, antiques, and older men who know what they’re doing. If this sounds like you and you like a little cushion for the pushin’, then contact this Luscious Lady @ 330-###-####.
Your Turn…
posted by Kate Michele at 4:20 PM
7 Comments:
Married white female seeking a submissive plaything. Between 5'10 and 6' - that's tall not wide. Likes men with a sense of humor and quick wit. Likes men who can dance but are not gay & must be ok when I want to lead. If this is something you think you're up for contact this Dream Girl @ 781-HOT-STUF.
Married white female looking fo Brady Quinn or any member of Duran Duran...
OK, Let's see, this is fun!
I'll start over. :)
Married white female looking for HOT, no strings attached, "relationship". Must be at least 5'10" with an athletic build. Willing to experiment a plus. If you fit the bill, call Jenni @ 867-5309.
Attached white female seeking cabana boy to cater to every need. Should be tall, dark, pleasant and speak very little. Bartending experience a plus and preference will given to massage therapists and competent dancers. Sexual preference irrelevant. Call 503-SPRITE-3
Very experienced/hot whip weilding woman, seeking handsome/energetic hetero male, 40+ to become sex slave every Saturday night. Must like being tied up, covered in Nutella, & used shamelessly. (Will feed you choc cake to make it all better afterwards.)
Other perks/priviledges by negotiation.
Married 30something year old female seeks male with TOO much money on their hands for open relationship. Must be at least 21. Everything else is negotiable. Worried about the 'married' part? No worries! Husband doesn't care as long as he gets a new truck. If interested call 1-800-KimmyK1. p.s. I have big boobs.
An addition is needed to make our relationship a threesome. We seek an adventure seeking female who likes to laugh. Must be able to see pass the girlfriend's goiter and my four nipples. If you're interested in joining our circus of love then call us at 1-900-SIC-BSTD.
Attached hispanic male seeks sancha. No need to be a BMW (big Mexican woman) but you should have some curves and something I can hang on to. Email me at longhorn@utexas.edu
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