Just Another Sunday Night
“Got a friend with a pole in the basement.”
Chad: Remember that song?
Me: Uh YEA…
***Few seconds pass***
Me: I want a pole.
Chad: What for?
Me: ::blink blink:: Ummmm for OBVISIOUS reasons…. Wouldn’t you like a pole?
Chad: I’m not getting on no pole.
Me: No one asked you too!! Wouldn’t you want to see me on one?
Chad: I just keep picturing that King of Queens episode with Kevin James on the pole… [Laughing]
Me: Well I’m a little better than Kevin James… At least I would hope….
[Maybe it’s the five-year itch? OR Maybe I’m just not pole material? ]
Chad: Remember that song?
Me: Uh YEA…
***Few seconds pass***
Me: I want a pole.
Chad: What for?
Me: ::blink blink:: Ummmm for OBVISIOUS reasons…. Wouldn’t you like a pole?
Chad: I’m not getting on no pole.
Me: No one asked you too!! Wouldn’t you want to see me on one?
Chad: I just keep picturing that King of Queens episode with Kevin James on the pole… [Laughing]
Me: Well I’m a little better than Kevin James… At least I would hope….
[Maybe it’s the five-year itch? OR Maybe I’m just not pole material? ]
posted by Kate Michele at 9:01 PM
11 Comments:
Maybe he just wants you dancing on his pole.
::blink::
did I just say that? BAD Lily!
Yeah, Kevin James ruined the pole thing for a lot of guys.
I thought it takes 7 years to get the itch?
I've contemplated taking stripper classes. They look like fun.
The seven year itch is a great movie :)
Have you seen you.. You're pole worthy. Heart ya hussy :D
Maybe your hubs needs to stop thinkin' 'bout Kevin James and Start thinkin' K8 on a pole in HIS basement !
Whats wrong with that boy ?
Some people don't know what they got !
I remember the days when I actually thought I could be a stripper. The sex shopped opened near us and we were trying new things. I could've been the next big thing! But having no rhythm and no style gave up that 5 second dream. Next step, porn star!
Jamie watched that episode of King of Queens and he wanted to get a stripper pole. I can barely pick my ass up to go to bed let alone twirl it around some skinny ass pole.
come to think of it--chad is quite tall and skinny...just give him a jump and twirl around his leg. he won't know what the heck you're doing-and by the time he figures it out you'll be snake crawling across the floor.
win win situation.
Why was he thinking about Kevin on the pole instead of (a) Leah Remini or (b) K8tie?
I dunno. The house-pole is an idea whose time has come. I'm thinking that the new house could use a new pole to liven things up a little!
Or a lot.
hahahah this sounds like the place from which a LOT of blog posts are going to come!!! ;)
you should get a pole! it'll be fun!
Poor Chad wasn't thinking of an itch or that you're not pole material. Chad was thinking this:
"Sonofabitch how the hell am I going to install a freaking pole in here? I'm going to have to strip off paint, countersink bolts in the floor and the ceiling, AS WELL as make sure it's level and straight? Tha's darn near impossible! What's she going to want next, mirrors all over the place? Does she know how HEAVY those things are to hang? Cripes!"
I betcha a crisp dollar bill that's what he was thinkin'...
:o)
Buzz
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